Obama's talking parrot

Obama's talking parrot

Obama walks into a bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks "whaddya have?" In a scratchy voice the parrot says "2 beers, 2 beers". Bartender pours a couple of drafts and puts them on the bar in front of Obama and the bird, which hops down to the bar and drinks from the mug.

When the beer gets too low for the bird to reach, the bartender comes back over and asks "can I get you anything else?" The bird again says "2 beers, 2 beers". Bartender re-fills the mugs and sets them down, then asks "that's neater than hell! Where'd you get it?".

The parrot replies "Africa! Thousands of'em!"