When did you last find something rather inviting?

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. 

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

1 comment:

  1. That's funny. It shows that we really don't know what goes on behind that screened confession room, so you should confess your sins to God, not to a man.