The CIA, the FBI, and the secret service are trying to decide who is best at their job, so they let a rabbit go into the forest, and decided who ever caught it would be the best. First the secret service goes in and after months of extensive research, and billions of dollars spent, they conclude that rabbits don't exist. Then the CIA goes in. They blow up the entire forest killing it and everything in it, including the rabbit. Finally, the FBI goes in. 10 minutes later they come out dragging a mountain lion who is saying 'Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!'