little johnny and the candy bar

Little Johnny was eating a candy bar when a man saw him and said, "You know you shouldn't eat candy. If you want to live a long life you need to eat healthy stuff like vegetables."

Johnny took a bite of his candy and said to the man "My grandfather is 80."

"Does your grandfather eat candy?" asked the man

"No but he minds his f*cking business!"

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